"Banderhobbs: Kony 2012" 3.15.12

Bonzai and Ivanka's/Flex Com Inc's first adventure.

Flex Com Inc heads off to Lobith pub after welcoming two new adventurers into their party. While there, they overhear a group of MILFs in the back of the pub bad-mouthing the town's lazy adventuring party. Once interviewed by Chex Mix, the women reveal that the town has been experiencing a rather devastating banderhobb problem. The party knows the banderhobb to be a creature that steals children for recruitment/consumption, and immediately understands the severity of the situation. Learning that the local adventuring party "FeverSnatch and His Merry Men" found the banderhobbs before turning down the quest, the party pays them a visit to gather intel. Ivanka used her seductive tactics to worm the information out of FeverSnatch, as Chuck Fayngeling swiped the gold from the nearby donation box and a cloak off the wall. Deciding that enough time had been wasted in town, the party headed into the woods to try and find the missing kids. Picking up a few of the children's dropped toys along the way, the group stumble upon an abandoned mine east of Lobith woods and consequently the banderhobb horde. The group fights the banderhobbs, giving pause only when Chex Mix sees a small flicker of the child that once was in the eyes of one particular banderhobb. Coming upon the leader of the banderhobbs (a doppleganger), the party pulled out all the stops and stomped her into the dirt. Managing to save 6 of the missing children, the party brings them back to their mothers and are rewarded with favors of gratitude around town.